Ashley Lenartson

T.A.F.K.A.M.A. - The Artist Formerly Known As Maverick Ashley

UPSCALE CUSTOMERS WANTED

I've been making art since the age of 12 when I officially decided to make a drawing from a card that I put in my hand Dec 5, 1975...it was a drawing of geese in a snow covered field. I didn't know If I could do it but I succeeded in making the drawing while sitting in my parents home in Northern Maine which no longer exists on account of my mother not paying attention to putting a base under a candle she was burning on the kitchen table that had a lot of papers on the table after she had been kicked out of her home due to lack of keeping a clean home. She never did care about a clean living environment as she was a hoarder & apparently hoarding runs in my family so she was not taught the proper ways of keeping a clean home for her husband & children but I sure did care about these things as an adult. This happened in 1993. She escaped that BS but pretty much lost most of her belongings. Serves her right for not taking care of her precious things. I helped clean up the aftermath. Wasn't pretty at all. I was angry & full of rage but I kept my cool & got the job finished. Why is this coming up? Because I'm getting it out of my system...that's why the rapists (therapists) were invented: so you can keep talking about your problems & getting worse & paying them $120.00 an hour out of your paycheck. Not for me. I get enough FREE Therapy from my friends & business associates...

I attended Fort Kent High School & majored in Art. You know how most parents are: they don't pay attention to their children and guiding them through the Mis-ed-jew-muh-cay-tion Process...I did ask my mother why she & her abusive husband, Chicken George, didn't guide me through the process and she said, "I thought you knew what you wanted." What I really wanted was to learn how to play a musical instrument but since I'm left handed I don't even have to tell you what happened there. I would have gotten more out of the miseducation process had I been guided through it by my parents instead of scolded for not getting great grades...when a child goes to High School they are given a 4 page pamplet that they should immediately read or take to the Guidance Counselor or Parents to go over and make a decision about what their Major will be for the next 4 years & to also prepare for college at some point in the process...

From there my life has steadily gone down hill monetarily with attending The University of Small/Smart Minds (University of Southern Maine) + The Portland School of Mostly White Art, I mean The Maine College of Art now...

I now have a degree in Art: Bachelor of The Arts...I still owe on my Student Loans...this is one of the reasons I make art: to pay my bills...please help me pay my bills...

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Thank You! for reading this far and buying a piece of Art to hang on your walls...when you hang this Art on your walls you will be glad you did...I certainly made it FOR YOU to appreciate...I am Open For Business & Open to Negotiation...the ball IS in your park...hit a homerun & tell me what you are thinking...I really want to hear from YOU the customer...warm thoughts go out to you this Holiday Season & throughout 2017...Happy New Year 2017...

Sincerely,

Maverick Ashley Lenartson,

Spiritual Being Having A Human Experience in Portland, ME

Comedy

I’d love for your company to send me a new Quick Action Pump as my lawyer told me to do this…he says the pump is defective and that by not being able to pump up my Oscar Meyer Wiener regularly that I might pass out when I don’t get enough blood in my wiener. You know how it IS for some older guys who like to pound their pud on a regular basis….excuse me for speaking so openly about myself as I’m a Cumedian & I love making people laugh…it makes me happy to make you happy with my off beat brand of humor…Please mail me a brand new pump.

I’m a producer I make quality BS http://tinyurl.com/d4msmg8 the funny joke book I looked in the mirror the other day: It laughed at me , I laughed back!. Imagine having a name like Rod Hunter, Sarah Cox or Jack Dick. I lost 249lbs: My wife divorced me! She threw all my stuff out on the front lawn. I gave her Montezumas Revenge!

The last time somebody called me an asshole I replied, "That's right I'm an asshole. Did you say you wanted to see my asshole or are you REALLY calling me an asshole? I already know I am one! You know I charge money for it: You want to see my asshole!" Someone told me to "GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!" so I said, "I'm already living in HELL, I'm talking to YOU. You know THIS TIME OF YEAR IS A GREAT TIME TO BE STUCK IN HELL DURING THE WINTER MONTHS..." Someone told me to "GO FUCK YOURSELF." I said, "Do you want me to do it right here or in the bathroom or is that an OFFER I CANNOT REFUSE!!!???" And, somebody then said to me, "Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?" I said, "IF THAT’S what you think I just said to them, then go and do it. You'll feel better after you do it!!!" They then said, “No, I want to fuck you to death!” I replied, “You can try. Let’s see if you can get the job done!!!” They said, “Let’s do IT!!!” I said, “Right here in front of all these drunk & stoned people.” They said, “Got any better ideas?” I said, “Follow me Ma'am, just follow me!!!” They did…I couldn't believe it...I just couldn't believe it...it was like winning THE LOTTERY!!!

I'm not gay, I'm just happy to be alive as in ALIVE!!! Happy New Year 2017...Go Now, Make that Purchase or just make a Tax Deductable Donation in any amount: T.A.F.K.A.M.A.L. = THE Artist Formerly Known As Maverick Ashley Lenartson, A very funny guy!!! A Pop Star Artist...I'm also available for Consultation as an Artist...

Have A Very Nice Day after you read this message to all my Customers...Go Now, Check Out My Art then decide what you want to buy from ME. All TAXES are included in the sale of my artwork...